Raised embroidery
Layered stitching gives the patch dimension instead of looking like a printed novelty graphic.
🔥Last Day: 49% OFF🔥 Genuine Asshole Hat | Funny Embroidered Attitude Cap-Made by Jim
🔥Last Day: 49% OFF🔥 Genuine Asshole Hat | Funny Embroidered Attitude Cap-Made by Jim
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🔥Last Day: 49% OFF🔥 Genuine Asshole Hat | Funny Embroidered Attitude Cap-Made by Jim
Regular price
$19.99
Regular price
$19.99
Sale price
$39.19
Unit price
per
For people who need absolutely no introduction
Genuine Asshole Embroidered Cap
The hat says it
before you have to.
A clean black baseball cap. A loud embroidered patch. Exactly the right amount of bad attitude for the person who knows the joke is about them — and wears it anyway.
- Raised embroidery Not a flat print
- Adjustable back One size fits most
- 3 patch colors Red · Yellow · Pink
The social icebreaker nobody asked for
Put it on.
Let everybody else react.
The appeal is not subtlety. It is that half-second where somebody reads the patch, looks at you, and immediately knows exactly what kind of day this is going to be.
- Deadpan delivery
- The cleaner the outfit, the funnier the patch lands.
- Easy everyday uniform
- Black works with jeans, workwear, T-shirts and whatever you already throw on.
- A joke that travels with you
- Garage, barbecue, errands, golf cart, road trip — the hat does the talking anywhere.
Funny hat. Actual cap construction.
The joke works better when the hat does not look cheap.
Structured crown
The classic baseball-cap profile helps the front patch sit upright and easy to read.
Curved everyday style
A familiar curved brim keeps the silhouette wearable even when the message is anything but subtle.
Same message. Different volume.
Red, yellow or pink.
Pick your flavor of problem.
The cap stays black. The embroidered patch changes color, so the personality comes from how loudly you want the front to hit.
- Red — classic & loud
- Yellow — high-contrast
- Pink — unexpectedly perfect
The attitude is fixed. The fit is adjustable.
One size fits most.
Dial in the back.
The source listing uses an adjustable rear strap with a metal buckle, so the fit can be tightened or loosened instead of relying on a fixed fitted-cap size.
- Hat color
- Black
- Closure
- Adjustable back with metal buckle strap
- Fit
- One size fits most
- Circumference
- Source selector: 21 5/8–24 1/8 in / approx. 55–61 cm
- Size graphic
- Approx. 55–60 cm circumference, 11.5 cm crown height, 7 cm brim
The source selector and size graphic differ slightly at the upper end of the circumference range. If you are near the limit, use your own head measurement and confirm the current product specification before ordering.
The story on the source page
Meet Jim.
Apparently subtlety was never the plan.
The reference product page presents Jim as the man behind the hat, putting each cap together one at a time in his workshop rather than treating it like a faceless novelty item.
That workshop story is part of what gives the product its personality: an old-school cap, an unapologetic patch and a sense of humor that did not retire.
This section reflects the maker story stated by the source page. If workshop origin or country-of-origin certification is important to your customers, verify your supplier documentation before making additional manufacturing claims.
You already know exactly who this is for
The easiest gag gift
you have bought all year.
Husband. Dad. Brother. Coworker. Fishing buddy. The friend who has absolutely earned the title and, inconveniently, will probably think the hat is hilarious.
Give it to the person
who is going to put it on immediately.
The boring questions, answered
Before you put the attitude on your head.
Is the front design printed or embroidered?
The source specifies raised, detailed embroidery. Close-up product imagery shows
layered stitching rather than a flat printed graphic.
What colors are available?
The hat itself is black. The source lists Red, Yellow and Pink as embroidery-color options.
Your selected Shopify variant determines which version is added to your cart.
What size is the hat?
It is listed as one size fits most with an adjustable back.
The source selector gives approximately 21 5/8–24 1/8 inches in circumference,
while the size graphic shows approximately 55–60 cm. See the fit section above for the discrepancy.
What fabric is the cap made from?
The available source description calls it durable material but does not provide
a specific fiber composition. This page therefore does not claim cotton, polyester
or a particular blend.
Is “Made in USA” a manufacturing claim?
The embroidered patch artwork and source imagery include the words “MADE IN USA,”
and the source page also presents a workshop maker story. This page does not independently
certify country-of-origin compliance. Verify your supplier documentation before making
additional legal origin claims outside the artwork itself.
Is this meant as a serious insult?
The source positions it as an attitude cap and gag gift. The joke works best for adults
who already share that kind of humor with each other.
Black cap. Big patch. Zero subtlety.
Some people need
no introduction.
Choose the embroidery color, adjust the back, and let the hat handle the first impression.