
Meet The Most Wanted Cats Of 2027.
Every month introduces a new suspicious feline, a classic mugshot-style portrait and one completely ridiculous crime that sounds exactly like something a cat would do.
The Dates Keep You Organized. The Suspects Keep You Looking.
A normal calendar gives you thirty days and a blank wall. This one gives you thirty days and a feline criminal with an attitude problem.
Every page brings another mugshot-style portrait and another absurd charge, turning an everyday calendar into a running joke that lasts all year.
A New Offender Every Month
Twelve different cats help keep the joke fresh from January through December.
Ridiculous Feline Crimes
Familiar cat behavior gets rewritten as the kind of suspicious activity only cat people understand.
Still A Real Calendar
Use it for dates, plans and everyday reminders while the monthly suspect handles the entertainment.
Year-Round Cat Décor
The portraits make it feel like funny wall art instead of something purely practical.
For Anyone Who Knows Their Cat Is Definitely Guilty Of Something.
Cat people know the expression: perfectly innocent face, absolutely suspicious behavior.
That shared experience is what makes the humor work. You have seen the midnight zoomies, the mysteriously broken object and the food theft — now the suspects finally have mugshots to match.
Flip The Page. Meet The Next Offender.
One of the best parts is the monthly reset. A new page means a new cat, a new mugshot and another reason to wonder what this one supposedly did.
Start The Month
Use the calendar for your everyday dates, appointments and plans.
Meet The Suspect
Get introduced to the next mugshot-style feline portrait.
Read The Charge
Discover what ridiculous feline crime landed this month's cat in trouble.
The Gift That Says “I Know Exactly How Your Cat Behaves.”
Funny gifts work best when the person immediately gets the joke. For cat owners, this one needs almost no explanation.
It is useful enough to hang in the kitchen or office, but silly enough to feel more personal than another ordinary calendar.
Give Your Kitchen, Office Or Bedroom A Resident Criminal.
This calendar works anywhere you would normally keep track of the month — except now the blank wall gets a rotating lineup of suspicious cats.
Hang it near your desk, in the kitchen, in a bedroom or anywhere a cat person could use one more reason to laugh during the day.
2027 Calendar Details
A functional wall calendar built around twelve monthly mugshot-style cat portraits and humorous feline “crimes.”
Questions Before You Take One Home?
How many cat mugshots are included?
The calendar includes 12 mugshot-style cat portraits, giving you a different feline suspect for every month of 2027.
Is this a real calendar or just a poster set?
It is a functional 2027 wall calendar, so you can use the monthly date pages for everyday planning while enjoying the humorous cat artwork.
Are all 12 cats different?
Yes. The calendar is designed around 12 different cat mugshot portraits, with a new suspect featured each month.
Where does it work well?
It is well suited to kitchens, bedrooms, offices and other spaces where you would normally hang a wall calendar.
Who would this make a good gift for?
It is especially suited to cat parents, humor lovers and anyone who enjoys funny pet-themed gifts.
Put A Guilty Cat On The Wall Every Month.
Make 2027 a little less serious with twelve suspicious faces, twelve ridiculous feline crimes and one calendar cat people will actually look forward to flipping.