{"product_id":"grumpy-coffee-raven-figurine-not-yet-funny-morning-decor","title":"Grumpy Coffee Raven Figurine – “Not Yet” Funny Morning Decor","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .raven-notyet-page,\n  .raven-notyet-page *{\n    box-sizing:border-box;\n  }\n\n  .raven-notyet-page{\n    --rv-bg:#f3f0e9;\n    --rv-paper:#fffdf9;\n    --rv-soft:#ece7df;\n    --rv-ink:#282827;\n    --rv-text:#52534f;\n    --rv-muted:#71726e;\n    --rv-coffee:#6f4b35;\n    --rv-coffee-dark:#4a3327;\n    --rv-gold:#a97843;\n    --rv-line:#d9d3ca;\n    width:100%;\n    max-width:900px;\n    margin:0 auto;\n    padding:12px 8px 26px;\n    overflow:hidden;\n    background:var(--rv-bg);\n    color:var(--rv-ink);\n    font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\n    line-height:1.68;\n  }\n\n  .raven-notyet-page img{\n    display:block;\n    width:100%;\n    max-width:100%;\n    height:auto;\n  }\n\n  .raven-notyet-page h1,\n  .raven-notyet-page h2{\n    margin-top:0;\n    font-family:Georgia,\"Times New 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}\n\n  .raven-notyet-page .rv-faq p{\n    padding:0 38px 15px 1px;\n    margin:0;\n    font-size:15px;\n  }\n\n  \/* CTA *\/\n  .raven-notyet-page .rv-final{\n    padding:36px 22px;\n    text-align:center;\n    background:linear-gradient(135deg,#70503b 0%,#49352a 100%);\n    border-radius:14px;\n  }\n\n  .raven-notyet-page .rv-final .rv-label{\n    color:#ead2b8;\n  }\n\n  .raven-notyet-page .rv-final h2{\n    max-width:650px;\n    margin:0 auto 9px;\n    color:#ffffff;\n  }\n\n  .raven-notyet-page .rv-final p{\n    max-width:590px;\n    margin:0 auto 18px;\n    color:#f4ece5;\n  }\n\n  .raven-notyet-page .rv-btn{\n    display:inline-block;\n    padding:13px 24px;\n    background:#ffffff;\n    border-radius:999px;\n    color:#533a2d;\n    font-size:14px;\n    font-weight:800;\n    text-decoration:none;\n  }\n\n  @media(max-width:700px){\n    .raven-notyet-page{\n      padding:6px 4px 18px;\n    }\n\n    .raven-notyet-page h1{\n      font-size:32px;\n    }\n\n    .raven-notyet-page h2{\n      font-size:25px;\n    }\n\n    .raven-notyet-page p{\n      font-size:16px;\n    }\n\n    .raven-notyet-page .rv-hero{\n      padding:28px 14px 22px;\n    }\n\n    .raven-notyet-page .rv-sub{\n      font-size:19px;\n    }\n\n    .raven-notyet-page .rv-section,\n    .raven-notyet-page .rv-dark,\n    .raven-notyet-page .rv-details{\n      padding:22px 15px;\n    }\n\n    .raven-notyet-page .rv-row{\n      display:block;\n    }\n\n    .raven-notyet-page .rv-row strong{\n      display:block;\n      margin-bottom:3px;\n    }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"raven-notyet-page\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-hero\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-badge\"\u003e\n      ☕ COFFEE FIRST • TALK LATER\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch1\u003eGrumpy Coffee Raven Figurine – “Not Yet” Morning Decor\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-sub\"\u003e\n      Before Coffee, He Has Nothing to Say.\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      The perfect little raven for anyone who needs that first cup\n      before joining the human race.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-image\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/2870\/5137\/files\/4_760b8b87-a013-4b3b-b3fc-cce2338e05f3.png?v=1791253879\" alt=\"Grumpy Coffee Raven Figurine holding coffee\"\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-tags\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003e☕ Coffee Lover Humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003e🐦 Grumpy Raven Character\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003e🏡 Easy Desk Décor\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003e🎁 Funny Gift Idea\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- MOOD --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-image\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/2870\/5137\/files\/3_df8594a4-734c-467c-bb90-841455634ae6.png?v=1791253878\" alt=\"Funny grumpy raven with coffee mug\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-section\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003eYOUR MORNING MOOD, IN RAVEN FORM\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003eGrumpy. Tired. Caffeinated.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Slouched posture, tired eyes and coffee in hand.\n      He says exactly what every non-morning person is thinking.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-points\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-point\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003e😂 Instantly Relatable\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan\u003eThe “don't talk to me yet” mood needs no explanation.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-point\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003e☕ Made for Coffee People\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan\u003eA little personality beside the morning brew.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- HOME DISPLAY --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-image\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/2870\/5137\/files\/5_9e1927c6-5dd2-455f-865d-01b520d58190.png?v=1791253879\" alt=\"Grumpy raven figurine displayed in home decor\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-dark\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003eSMALL DECOR. BIG ATTITUDE.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003eGive That Empty Corner Some Personality\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Set him where people will notice — and wait for the laugh.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-place\"\u003e☕ Coffee Bar \u0026amp; Kitchen\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-place\"\u003e💻 Office \u0026amp; Work Desk\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-place\"\u003e📚 Bookshelf \u0026amp; Reading Nook\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-place\"\u003e🏡 Side Table \u0026amp; Living Space\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- GIFT IMAGE --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-image\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/2870\/5137\/files\/1_f6249b6f-3345-490d-90c1-9e3593d259f8.png?v=1791253879\" alt=\"Grumpy Coffee Raven funny gift decor\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-section rv-gift\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-gift-icon\"\u003e🎁☕\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003eFOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T MORNING PEOPLE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003eA Gift That Gets an Immediate Laugh\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Perfect for coffee lovers, coworkers, raven fans,\n      friends and anyone who shouldn't be spoken to before caffeine.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- QUICK WHY BUY --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-section\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003eWHY PEOPLE NOTICE HIM\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003eA Little Character You'll Smile at Every Morning\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-reasons\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-reason\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003e☕ Coffee Humor That Feels Familiar\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan\u003eOne look and everyone understands the mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-reason\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003e🐦 Unusual Raven Design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan\u003eMore memorable than ordinary kitchen or desk décor.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-reason\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003e🏡 Easy to Display\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan\u003eAdds personality without taking over the room.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-reason\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Easy Gift Choice\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan\u003eFunny, simple and perfect for the hard-to-shop-for coffee lover.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- DETAILS --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-details\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003eAt a Glance\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-row\"\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eProduct\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eGrumpy Coffee Raven Figurine\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-row\"\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eTheme\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eRaven • Coffee • Morning Humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-row\"\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eUse\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eDecorative tabletop display\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-row\"\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eGreat For\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eCoffee bars, desks, kitchens, shelves and reading nooks\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-row\"\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eGift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eCoffee lovers, coworkers, raven fans and non-morning people\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-section\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003eQUICK ANSWERS\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-faq\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdetails\u003e\n        \u003csummary\u003eWhere can I display it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\n          It works well on a coffee bar, kitchen counter, desk,\n          bookshelf, reading nook or side table.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n      \u003cdetails\u003e\n        \u003csummary\u003eWho would enjoy this as a gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\n          Coffee lovers, coworkers, raven enthusiasts,\n          friends and anyone with a good sense of morning humor.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n      \u003cdetails\u003e\n        \u003csummary\u003eWhat occasions is it good for?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\n          Birthdays, holidays, housewarmings, Secret Santa\n          or an everyday funny gift.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- CTA --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-final\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003eNOT YET. COFFEE FIRST.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2\u003eBring Home the Raven Who Understands Mornings\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      A little grumpy. A lot relatable.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ca class=\"rv-btn\" href=\"#product-form\"\u003e\n      Add a Little Grumpy\n    \u003c\/a\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CXY","offers":[{"title":"Not yet. Coffee Crow.","offer_id":67645426794865,"sku":"QT261003007-hmwy-1","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coffee Crow","offer_id":67645426827633,"sku":"QT261003007-wy-1","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/2870\/5137\/files\/4_760b8b87-a013-4b3b-b3fc-cce2338e05f3.png?v=1791253879","url":"https:\/\/viqzes.com\/products\/grumpy-coffee-raven-figurine-not-yet-funny-morning-decor","provider":"viqzes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}