{"product_id":"🐮-moo-bitch-get-out-the-way-mug-funny-highland-cow-two-tone-coffee-cup","title":"🐮 Moo Bitch, Get Out the Way Mug – Funny Highland Cow Two-Tone Coffee Cup","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e   .mhm-page,   .mhm-page * {     box-sizing: border-box;   }    .mhm-page {     --mhm-ink: #211a17;     --mhm-muted: #665b55;     --mhm-cream: #fffaf3;     --mhm-sand: #f2e4d2;     --mhm-rust: #b64a21;     --mhm-rust-dark: #7d2d14;     --mhm-black: #151312;     --mhm-white: #ffffff;     max-width: 1200px;     margin: 0 auto;     color: var(--mhm-ink);     background: var(--mhm-white);     font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;     line-height: 1.55;     overflow: hidden;   }    .mhm-page img {     display: block;     width: 100%;     height: auto;   }    .mhm-page h1,   .mhm-page h2,   .mhm-page h3,   .mhm-page p {     margin-top: 0;   }    .mhm-page h1,   .mhm-page h2,   .mhm-page h3 {     line-height: 1.08;     letter-spacing: -0.03em;   }    .mhm-wrap {     width: min(100% - 32px, 1080px); 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    }      .mhm-hero {       padding-top: 42px;     }      .mhm-hero-grid,     .mhm-split {       grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;       gap: 58px;     }      .mhm-hero-media {       border-radius: 24px 24px 0 0;     }      .mhm-proofitem {       padding: 20px;       font-size: 13px;     }      .mhm-mood-grid {       grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr);     }      .mhm-detail-grid {       grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr);     }      .mhm-gift-list {       grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr);     }      .mhm-steps {       grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);     }      .mhm-step {       display: block;       min-height: 220px;       padding: 23px;     }      .mhm-step-number {       margin-bottom: 27px;     }      .mhm-spec-label,     .mhm-spec-value {       padding: 16px 20px;       font-size: 14px;     }   } \u003c\/style\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-page\"\u003e \u003csection class=\"mhm-hero\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-wrap mhm-hero-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-hero-copy\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-badge\"\u003eSassy Morning Energy\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch1\u003eCoffee First.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConversation Later.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp class=\"mhm-lead\"\u003eA grumpy Highland cow, a bold adult-humor message and a striking black-and-white look—made for mornings when your mug should do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-pills\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mhm-pill\"\u003e🐮 Highland Cow Humor\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mhm-pill\"\u003e☕ Two-Tone Look\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"mhm-pill\"\u003e🎁 Adult Gift Idea\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003ca class=\"mhm-button\" href=\"#product-form\"\u003eBring Home the Attitude →\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-hero-media\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9239\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_2026_8_28__11_43_12.png?v=1787888852\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-proofbar\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-wrap mhm-proofgrid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-proofitem\"\u003eBOLD COW ATTITUDE\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-proofitem\"\u003eOFFICE-DESK READY\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-proofitem\"\u003eMADE FOR A LAUGH\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003csection class=\"mhm-section mhm-dark\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-wrap\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-kicker\"\u003eA mug with a mood\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mhm-title\"\u003eSome Mornings Need More Than Caffeine.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"mhm-lead\"\u003eWhen polite small talk feels like too much, let the Highland cow handle the introduction. It turns an everyday coffee break into a laugh, a conversation starter and a little warning—all at once.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-mood-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-mood-card\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWithout it\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ch3\u003eJust another mug.\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eFunctional, forgettable and saying absolutely nothing about your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-mood-card\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWith it\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ch3\u003eYour desk has a personality.\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eOne glance at that unimpressed cow tells everyone exactly what kind of morning it is.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"mhm-section\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-wrap mhm-split\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-image-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9239\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_2026_8_28__11_47_05.png?v=1787888852\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-kicker\"\u003eUnapologetically you\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mhm-title\"\u003eYour Morning Mood, Printed Loud and Clear.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"mhm-lead\"\u003eThe grumpy red Highland cow and cheeky grown-up phrase bring instant personality to your desk, kitchen or coffee corner.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul class=\"mhm-checks\"\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eInstant reaction:\u003c\/strong\u003e the expressive cow artwork is hard to ignore.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBold contrast:\u003c\/strong\u003e black handle, rim and interior frame the white exterior.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eEasy conversation starter:\u003c\/strong\u003e perfect for coworkers, friends and fellow cow lovers with a sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eEveryday comic relief:\u003c\/strong\u003e a small dose of attitude whenever the day needs it.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"mhm-section mhm-details\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-wrap\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-kicker\"\u003eDetails that deliver the joke\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mhm-title\"\u003eFunny From Every Angle.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"mhm-lead\"\u003eThe humor grabs attention first. The coordinated two-tone appearance and fiery Highland cow illustration make it look right at home on a desk or coffee station.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-detail-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-detail-card\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-icon\"\u003e🐮\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch3\u003eGrumpy Cow Artwork\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eA red-orange Highland cow with horns and an expression full of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-detail-card\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-icon\"\u003e◐\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch3\u003eTwo-Tone Style\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhite outer body paired with a black handle, black rim and black interior.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-detail-card\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-icon\"\u003e✦\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch3\u003eBold Typography\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eLarge lettering makes the adult-humor message the center of attention.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-detail-card\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-icon\"\u003e●\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch3\u003eCow-Spot Accents\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eBlack spot details help carry the playful cattle theme across the design.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"mhm-section\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-wrap mhm-split\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-kicker\"\u003eDesk personality unlocked\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mhm-title\"\u003eBecause Your Coffee Break Should Have a Sense of Humor.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"mhm-lead\"\u003eKeep it at your workstation, bring it into the break room or give your home coffee corner a more mischievous personality. Wherever it lands, this is the mug people notice.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul class=\"mhm-checks\"\u003e \u003cli\u003eA fun personal mug for work-from-home mornings\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eA playful addition to an office desk or break room\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eA cheeky coffee-corner accent for Highland cow fans\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eA memorable reveal for birthdays, holidays or “just because” gifts\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-image-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9239\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_2026_8_28__11_49_27.png?v=1787889119\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"mhm-quote\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-wrap\"\u003e \u003cblockquote\u003eZero Filter.\u003cbr\u003eMaximum Cow Attitude.\u003c\/blockquote\u003e \u003cp\u003eFor adults who like their coffee strong and their humor stronger.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"mhm-section mhm-gift\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-wrap mhm-split\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-image-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9239\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_2026_8_28__11_40_35.png?v=1787888852\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-kicker\"\u003eGive the gift of attitude\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mhm-title\"\u003eThe Gift They’ll Open, Laugh At and Actually Use.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"mhm-lead\"\u003eSkip the predictable present. This cheeky mug is made for the person whose humor is as bold as their morning coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-gift-list\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-gift-tag\"\u003eCow Lovers\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-gift-tag\"\u003eWork Besties\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-gift-tag\"\u003eSassy Friends\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-gift-tag\"\u003eHard-to-Shop-For Adults\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"mhm-section\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-wrap\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-kicker\"\u003eThree little moments\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mhm-title\"\u003eUnwrap. Pour. Make a Statement.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-steps\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-step\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-step-number\"\u003e1\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch3\u003eReveal the Design\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eUnwrap the mug and let the Highland cow’s unimpressed expression earn the first laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-step\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-step-number\"\u003e2\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch3\u003eAdd Your Morning Drink\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eReach for it whenever your day calls for caffeine, quiet or a little extra courage.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-step\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-step-number\"\u003e3\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch3\u003eLet the Mug Talk\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eSet it down, enjoy the reactions and give your desk the personality it was missing.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-image-card\" style=\"margin-top: 30px;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9239\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_2026_8_28__11_51_34.png?v=1787889116\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"mhm-section mhm-specs\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-wrap\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-kicker\"\u003eKnow before you order\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mhm-title\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"mhm-lead\"\u003eThe appearance below is based on the demonstrated product. Confirm any option-specific measurements and care instructions shown with your selected version before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-table\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-label\"\u003eProduct Type\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-value\"\u003eNovelty two-tone drinking mug\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-label\"\u003eExterior\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-value\"\u003eWhite body with red-orange Highland cow artwork, bold black text and cow-spot accents\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-label\"\u003eInterior \u0026amp; Handle\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-value\"\u003eBlack interior, black rim and black C-shaped handle\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-label\"\u003eMessage\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-value\"\u003e“MOO BITCH” \/ “GET OUT THE WAY”\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-label\"\u003ePackage Includes\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-value\"\u003e1 × mug; decorative props and beverages are not included\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-label\"\u003eCapacity \u0026amp; Size\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-value\"\u003eRefer to the selected product option or supplier specification\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-row\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-label\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-spec-value\"\u003eFollow the care directions supplied with the exact product version\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-note\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This design contains adult language. Artwork placement, print sides, capacity, material and appliance compatibility may vary by product version. Do not describe the mug as microwave- or dishwasher-safe unless those claims are confirmed for the exact SKU you sell.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"mhm-section mhm-faq\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-wrap\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-kicker\"\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/div\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"mhm-title\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eWhat does the mug say?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-faq-answer\"\u003eThe demonstrated design reads “MOO BITCH” above the cow and “GET OUT THE WAY” below it.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eWhat does the mug look like?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-faq-answer\"\u003eIt has a glossy-looking white exterior, black handle, black rim and black interior, plus a red-orange Highland cow and bold black lettering.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eIs this suitable as a gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-faq-answer\"\u003eYes—especially for adult Highland cow fans, coworkers and friends who enjoy bold, sarcastic humor. The wording is intended for adults.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eIs the design printed on both sides?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-faq-answer\"\u003ePrint placement was not fully confirmed from the product demonstration. Check the images and specification for the exact version you are purchasing.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eIs it microwave- and dishwasher-safe?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-faq-answer\"\u003eThat was not confirmed in the demonstration. Please follow the care and appliance-compatibility instructions provided for the exact product version.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eWhat is included?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-faq-answer\"\u003eOne mug is included unless your selected offer clearly states otherwise. Drinks, gift wrap and scene props are not included.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection class=\"mhm-final\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"mhm-wrap\"\u003e \u003ch2\u003eBring Home the Morning Attitude.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eMake your coffee break funnier, your desk less ordinary and your gift unforgettable—with one gloriously grumpy Highland cow.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ca class=\"mhm-button\" href=\"#product-form\"\u003eGet the Sassy Cow Mug →\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"lbwnb","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64475230404977,"sku":"NC02012608282675-内黑小牛","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/2870\/5137\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_2026_8_28__11_40_35.png?v=1787989230","url":"https:\/\/viqzes.com\/products\/%f0%9f%90%ae-moo-bitch-get-out-the-way-mug-funny-highland-cow-two-tone-coffee-cup","provider":"viqzes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}